Jokes: On Politics

 *** two funny political jokes ***

taken from Francis J. Kong’s Book “The Early Bird Catches The Worm but the Second Mouse gets the Cheese”

 I.

 Five surgeons are comparing notes. At the very core of their conversation is the question: Who makes the best patients to operate on?

 1st: Accountants — because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.

2nd: Electricians — everything inside them is color coded.

3rd: Librarians — everything inside them is in alphabetical order

4th: Construction Workers –those guys always understand when you have few parts left over at the end, and when the job takes longer than you said it would.

5th: You’re all wrong. Politicians are the easiest. There are no guts, no spine, and the head and bottom are interchangable.

II.

A busload of politicians were traveling down a country road when all of a sudden, the bus ran off the road and crashed into a tree in an old farmer’s field. The old farmer, after seeing what happened, went over to investigate. He then proceeded to dig a hole and bury the politicians.

A few days later, the local sheriff came out, saw the crashed bus and asked the farmer where all the politicians are. The old farmer said he had buried all of them.

 Sheriff: Were they ALL dead?
Old Farmer: Well, some of them said they weren’t but you know how them politicians lie.”